I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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