Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You did what with his pubic hair?
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