He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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