Pappa wants mamma naked
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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