I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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