Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
