He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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