its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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