There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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