I'm drive I can fine osifer
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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