Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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