idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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