I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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