is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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