Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
