We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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