I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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