fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I love having hate sex.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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