I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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