two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
