if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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