at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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