I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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