That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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