wat bout pragnant strippers??
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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