my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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