Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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