Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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