Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Randomize
