I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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