What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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