so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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