doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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