Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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