well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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