he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
handjob tips. give me some.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.