your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
its like you know when i get waxed
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.