The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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