My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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