do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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