kristin has been a bad kristin
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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