Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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