How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
