hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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