please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Vodka?
Forever.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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