if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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