I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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