so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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