Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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