I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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