What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize