Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize