these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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