if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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