i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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