im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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