I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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