O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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