Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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